If there’s one thing that’s lacking from Wreck-It Ralph, it’s a passive-aggressive computer AI that’s obsessed with testing people and making you feel small. The possibilities are endless… and only mildly suicidal. Perhaps a blocker – the Walk Like An Egyptian fellas – could stop Ralph from entering a game while a Floater could use its umbrella to Mary Poppins its way across the screen. As such, they are an underappreciated ‘90s 8-bit gaming comedy goldmine, perfect for some non-consequential background slapstick in Wreck-It Ralph 2. Computer game lemmings are green-haired, blue-robed maniacs, blessed with the ability to turn into one of eight super lemmings – blockers, builders, climbers, bombers, bashers, miners, diggers and floaters – as they wander around incredibly dangerous environments with a complete disregard for their own safety. Real-life lemmings are guinea pig-like rodents who live on the Arctic tundra. He deserves a brief appearance if only to keep Mac gamers happy. A quick cameo could see the Middle-eastern royal family member dart behind Ralph, enjoy a sword fight with a palace guard before falling to his doom (or another level) as the wobbly floor tile beneath him gives up on the whole gravity thing. Not the modern incarnation of the character – or even Jake Gyllenhaal’s quite-unsuccessful-but-just-about-passable film version – but the original 1989 edition, complete with ethnically suspect blonde hair, leap-friendly pajamas and penchant for collapsing into a bloody pile of spikes and death. ![]() Plus, as perhaps the most unhinged bad guy in the history of kiddy-friendly gaming, can you imagine his confessions at bad guy therapy group Bad-Anon? He’ll be the one on the constantly revving yellow motorbike, bellowing gibberish. Sure, he may resemble a colourblind tramp who’s recently headbutted a passing train, but as anyone who’s played any of the beautifully bonkers WarioWare games will know, he’s a perfectly fit for the manic world of Wreck-It Ralph’s Game Central Station. Wario, however, is the life and soul of the cartridge, screaming and shouting and hell-bent on global domination. Let us know who’d you like to see in the comment box below, and for some inspiration, why not check out our 50 Greatest Video Game Characters feature?ĭespite his humongous coin collection, natty red duds and beautiful (if easily kidnapped) girlfriend, Mario is boring. To help him with his quest, here are just 10 of suggestions of characters to include next time around. But with a bumper box office over in the US late last year – $183 million, and a whopping $377m so far worldwide – the sequel is practically guaranteed, forcing director Rich Moore to consider who he’s going to ‘cast’ in the next film to top Chun-Li and co. Dive into a uniquely colored and surrealistic world of candies and sweets, in a refined cartoonish style.Sonic, Tails, Zangief, Kano, Pac-man, Inky, Blinky, Pinky, Clyde… the roster of video game character cameos in Wreck-It Ralph is not to be sniffed at. Make your way through mountains, tree ans rocks that hinder your progression. Stay alive as long as possible to score the maximum amount of pointsĪ deliciously colored… but hostile environmentĮmbody Violet, your new cheeky heroin, in its thrilling quest for adrenalin. Jump right into this dangerously fast endless runner!īecome a true master and rush your way through with astute movements to take advantage of the physics-based acceleration and propel yourself further than ever before !Ĭollect resources along the way to replenish your life gauge and fool death Dash your way through the environment to go even faster, and travel long distances safe from obstacles thanks to your glide. Dodge the obstacles and build up speed until you become supersonic! Master the movements and learn to use the curves of the terrain to your advantage to gain speed. ![]() Sugar Rush propels you into a fast-paced, frantic run where only the most skillful players will survive. Reach never-seen-before heights, beat all the records, and become the best runner! Open your eyes and perfect your reflexes to dodge the obstacles and build maximal speed. Feel the speed like never before! Sugar Rush is a fun and addictive game in which you run without ever stopping through a procedurally-generated environment.
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